yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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