my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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