Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
