oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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