Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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