all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
did i just pee glitter
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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