He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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