so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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