There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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