On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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