Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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