Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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