Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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