apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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