My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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