love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize