sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
The adults are the big ones right?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm having to shit out rocks
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