I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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