Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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