No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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