Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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