Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Drunk is not a location!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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