I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Come on in and take your pants off
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