just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
