There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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