She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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