Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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