not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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