awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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