Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
