this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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