So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
