well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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