I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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