I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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