Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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