i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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