Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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