Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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