i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
They are going to name an STD after you.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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