Where is the hickey?
high people should be assigned attendants
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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