My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
