Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I am naked and annoyed.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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