I would go down on you faster than GM stock
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
