I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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