I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This is the high leading the old right now
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS