Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Are we still banned from the library?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis