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• (817): View more from Texas

  Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Are we still banned from the library?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.

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• (760): View more from California

  so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I was convinced to buy a man thong.

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  But it's Armani so it's okay.

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  God I just out gayed myself.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis

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