what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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