No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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