What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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