I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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