so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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