I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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